SpongeBob Quotes

Scenes

 Spongebob: "I've got the pieces!"
   Patrick: "I've got the air!"

 Plankton: "Do you know what I'd really like for my birthday?"
   Spongebob: "A booster seat?"
   Plankton: "A booster seat? HOT DOG! ...I mean...no."

 Patrick: "Are you Squidward?"
   Random Guy: "No."
   *Few seconds later*
   Patrick: "Are you Squidward now?"
   Same Guy: "NO!!"

 Patrick: "Are you Squidward?"
   Fire Hydrant: "           "
   Patrick: "That's ok, take your time."

 Squidward: "Has anyone ever played an instrument before?"
   *Patrick's hand goes up*
   Patrick:" Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
   Squidward: "No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument."
   *Patrick's hand goes up again*
   Squidward: "No Patrick, horseradish is not an instrument either."
   *Patrick's hand goes down*

 Spongebob: "I won't stop for a little...EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION!!! AHHH!!"
   Mrs. Puff: "Looks like that got rid of him!"

 Squidward is playing his clarinet (so it sounds really loud and horrible) when there is a knock at the door, he answers it, and there is a doctor standing there.
   Doctor: "Yeah, uhh...I'm with the pet hospital down the street and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises..."
   Squidward: *SLAM* (door closes)

 Squidward: "People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right?"
   Plankton: "CORRECT!!!"

 Spongebob: "Look at all that warm, toasty fur."
    Patrick: "It's like a gold mine ...but with fur." 

Quotations:

Secretly... I'm a little naive.
Spongebob

I'm ready!!!
Spongebob

You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend...well, that would just be ok.
Spongebob

Squidward? if i were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be ok.
Spongebob

TeHe
Spongebob

Whew! It's a good thing that was only a sea bear, this dirt circle would never protect us against a sea rhinoserous. It's a good thing I'm wearing my anti-sea rhinoserous undergarments
Spongebob

Bring it around town
Spongebob

I'm Ready..I'm Ready
Spongebob

Wow!!! Its a giant person hand
Spongebob

Good morning krusty crew
Spongebob

Patrick: You mean what we thought they thought, we think and thought they thought. We think?
Spongebob

That looked like squidward!
That looked lile squidward also, in angry mob form!
Spongebob

Another day, another dollar!
Spongebob

Gary, you better call an astronomer, because this clotted cream is OUT OF THIS WORLD!
Spongebob

This is gonna be the coolest party eva!
Spongebob

F is for friends that do stuff together U is for you and me N is for anywhere and anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea!!
Spongebob

La-la-la-la-la-la-la
Spongebob

Squidward: 'Spongebob, I actually DO like you!' 
Spongebob: 'Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!'

Spongebob

You know what's funnier than 24?...25!
Spongebob

Psst, squidward, i'm working in the kitchen... at night! hey squidward, guess what? i'[m chopping lettuce... at night. OW!!! i burned my hand... at night!
Spongebob